IC Contact Post

[gonnabite]

IC CONTACT POST
✖ call
✖ voicemail
✖ text message
✖ action/inperson

Comments

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[gonnabite]

Not yet. I haven't seen her since the tavern. Think you scared her off.

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[sebastian]

Or maybe I've been shagging her behind your back and this is all a ruse to divert your attention from that.

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[gonnabite]

Then you have worse masturbation fantasies than I do.

[they're both ghost fuckers]

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[sebastian]

I think you just can't cope with the fact the ghostly girlies prefer me to you.

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[sebastian]

Not to worry, chummy, I'm a plenty generous fellow. I'll give you some advice, yeah?

text; i'm sort of sorry for him sort of

[sebastian]

Try growing a beard. Trust me, the ladies'll come flocking to you.

text; of course you do

[gonnabite]

Shit. Is it that hard for you to get a girl with a pulse?

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[sebastian]

Maybe I just like them better without one.

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[sebastian]

Definitely makes for less complaining.

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[gonnabite]

Point